BUSINESS EBAY

Write short descriptions: Be as brief as possible,

and use lots of mysterious abbreviations. This

obviously makes you look very cool. You can even

just write the title again in the description box.

Think of the effort you’ll save!

Don’t take photos: It’s such trouble, after all.

If buyers are picky enough to actually want to see

items before they bid on them, then screw ‘em,

that’s what I say.