BUSINESS EBAY

Make your listings ugly: As many colours, flashing

lights and animations as possible will really

give those customers a headache. Write as much in

CAPITALS!!!! as you can. Preferably big, red

capitals. Be sure to use the fonts Impact and

Comic Sans. For an extra special touch, see if you

can figure out a way to add some music.

Refuse to give discounts: You know what your items

cost, you know what your profit margin is going

to be, and you’re not going to negotiate. Remember

that giving customers special deals might make

them feel good and come back to you again.